health humor

kaliamanApril 28, 2013

enjoy

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HerbDoctor

Hear about the guy who took so many Chinese herbs that he had them coming out the yin yang?

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    Bookmark   April 28, 2013 at 10:58PM
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fatamorgana2121(Zone 5/6)

History of Medicine:
2000 BC: Eat this root.
1000 AD: That root is evil,say this prayer instead.
1850 AD: That prayer is superstition,drink this potion.
1940 AD: That potion is snake oil,take this pill.
1985 AD: That pill is ineffective,take this antibiotic.
2000 AD: That antibiotic is articial,take this root....

FataMorgana

    Bookmark   April 29, 2013 at 8:02AM
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HerbDoctor

Did you know that most gastro-intestinal problems usually work themselves out in the end? It's just a passing thing.

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    Bookmark   April 29, 2013 at 10:27AM
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kaliaman

herb doctor, you are full of em aren't you? (pun intended : )

fata's is so funny cuz its so true....

gee this is fun. anyone else have any health humor to share?

    Bookmark   April 29, 2013 at 3:01PM
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rusty_blackhaw(6a)
    Bookmark   April 29, 2013 at 4:55PM
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HerbDoctor

A mother is sitting in the waiting room with her little boy. The boy keeps moving his head back and forth while saying "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam. I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam."
The doctor says "I know what's wrong with him. He's two tents (tense)."

HerbDoctor

    Bookmark   April 29, 2013 at 5:07PM
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HerbDoctor

Word of advise: Don't drink too much tea. Otherwise, you may find yourself sitting in your own tea pee (teepee).

Just sayin'.

HerbDoctor

    Bookmark   May 1, 2013 at 11:59PM
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soleil_blume_hooke(8a)

I always knew water is the best holistic healing available. Water is life, water of life. (;
Brenda make an appointment to see her doctor, because she is worried about her husband's bad temper.

Doctor Thomas asks: "What's the problem?"

Brenda says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.ÃÂ Every day my husband Jimmy seems to lose his temper for no reason. It's beginning to scares me."

The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that.ÃÂ When it seems that Jimmy is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."

Two weeks later Brenda returns to the doctor looking fresh and happy.

Brenda says: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

Dr Thomas says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."

    Bookmark   May 5, 2013 at 12:35PM
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