I have Kiwanos!
Okay, I know its not technically anything to be excited over, these things are supposed to be absurdly easy to grow (and they have been), but still, this was the weird fruit of the year I was most excited about. Been checking up on it every day since it started blooming to try and spot female flowers. Been a month of nothing but males, until today...
Looks like I had missed one on the inside of my cage, its already pollinated and fully set. Hurray, I will have at least one alien star trek fruit this year!
Possibly two, as I found this unopened female flower after a bit more checking as well.