What (Rose) thing about your spouse bugs you?
One thing my dear spouse does is take a whiff of a rose, any rose, and he always says the same thing: "Light."
I can offer him 'Fragrant Cloud', or 'Comte de Chambord', or some other wonderfully perfumed rose, and he invariably says: "Light. Can barely smell anything."
I know every nose is different, and that there are fragrant roses my nose cannot detect (WS2K), but I just wish there was one rose fragrance he'd swoon over.
So, what (rose!) thing about your spouse bugs you?