Enough with this heat already!
I can handle May through the first half of September. It's around mid-September that the heat finally gets to me.
Right now there's "only" 90 degrees of "dry heat" outside, but it might as well be 110 -- my skin can't even tell the difference anymore.
Many desert dwellers dread our summers, but for me it's our so-called Fall, which always seems to drag on F-O-R-E-V-E-RRRRRRRRR with its agonizingly long stretches of record-setting heat. How many times have you heard the cheerful weather reporter chirp "After today, we'll start to cool down!" - and then repeat that same promise for the next 10 days?
I mean really, in what other part of the country does your Halloween candy melt?
Anyone else ready for "Fall" Fall?