I wasn't gonna do this, but... another ID, please
I got it for 75 cents because it is pretty sad, and our small town Walgreen's manager is cool.
I think it's an Aeonium. That's as close as I can get. Look at the stem and branches on this crazy, TINY plant! I hope it is a miniature version of its mature self.
In case you can't see, it has tiny teeth along the leaf edges, and it is variegated.