What Religion is Your Bra???

Crazy_Gardener(Z2b AB Canada)March 21, 2006

Well, since were allowed now to talk politics without being sent to Disney, let's talk about religion too ;)

A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife."

"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

"Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"

"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.

"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from."

Relieved, the man asked about the types.

The saleslady replied:

"There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types.

Which one would you prefer?"

Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them.

The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...

The Catholic type supports the masses.

The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,

The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and

The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.

Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?

If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A) Almost Boobs...

(B) Barely there.

(C) Can't Complain!

(D) Dang!

(DD) Double dang!

(E) Enormous!

(F) Fake.

(G) Get a Reduction.

(H) Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !

They forgot the German bra:




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Am going to save a copy of this to pass on to friends!


    Bookmark   March 21, 2006 at 5:52AM
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Laurie_z3_MB(sw MB)

Too funny!!!LOL

    Bookmark   March 21, 2006 at 10:02AM
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marciaz3 Tropical 3 Northwestern Ontario

Double dang!

    Bookmark   March 21, 2006 at 1:03PM
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northspruce(z3a MB CDA)

LMAO - no wonder we have so few men on our forum...

    Bookmark   March 21, 2006 at 1:49PM
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Too funny!

    Bookmark   March 22, 2006 at 12:50PM
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leftwood(z4a MN)

Uuhhh . . . a man here . . . and this thread's title was just too tempting. Coming from all of you it was just what I expected, clean and entertaining. Especially funny for me because people hardly ever say "dang" around here, and the last time I heard it was from a Mormon Elder. Need I say more?

    Bookmark   March 30, 2006 at 4:01PM
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marciaz3 Tropical 3 Northwestern Ontario

I hardly ever say it either! LOL

    Bookmark   March 30, 2006 at 10:19PM
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