So you guys must have gone silent in anticipation of my next ditty due next week. Hope you can wait...
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced each another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A blind man came to see fair play,
A dumb man came to shout "hooray!"
A galloping horse came walking by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Kicked him over a stone-brick wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this storyÃ¯Â¿Â½s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!
Now that is Mensa material!