I'm a bit of a hosta freak. No, you're not.
I had a friend visiting for a couple of days this week and she admitted for the first time in her life she's a bit of a hosta freak these days. WHAT? I said. No you're not. YES YES I AM a hosta freak. I asked her what makes her say that. Well, she explained, she already had 5 hostas and her neighbor dug up a few more and gave them to her for free, even helped her plant them around the base of a tree. They're the dark green kind, not the white and green and she already had.
My eyes are still rolling and I'M STILL LAUGHING. Yeah, she's a freak alright.