You Know You've Been Gardening Too Long When...
You Know YouÂve Been Gardening Too Long When . . .
You visit a friendÂs home and start pulling their weeds!
You offer your friends manure tea instead of iced tea!
You look at your compost pile and it makes you feel all warm inside!
Your idea of a hot date on a Saturday evening is in the garden hand pollinating plants!
You compost your old shovel to add Ironite to the soil!
You start packing "Weed-B-Gone" in your purse!
You run your fingers through your spouseÂs hair and think it needs dethatching!
You replace your shampoo with Miracle-Gro, water thoroughly, and keep a record of the new growth!
You wake up in the middle of the night and make a note of which plant should be moved where!
You hear someone say "crap" and your first response is to grab a shovel and say "Where?"
Your kids cringe and hold their breath whenever they are in the car and you drive past a garden center!
You plan your family vacation destination around the nurseries you want to visit!
You go say hello to your garden before you go into the house after a vacation!
Your friends and neighbors all hide as soon as the first sign of a zucchini appears!
The ER doctor comes in with your X-rays and you ask him how badly the daisies were hurt when you fell into them!
(Source: Website "Garden Humour 20-20-20")