Dear Plant Santa,
Every morning I walk to Wells Fargo and every morning I stare at the jar of suckers and wonder if they are for adults as well as kids and every day I walk away, day-dreaming of the new flavors of sucker they have invented since I was a kid.
Well today, folks, I TOOK A SUCKER!
It was grape flavored. Wow, that was anticlimactic.
However, in celebration of this glorious day, I have the following three questions for you concerning your deepest desires.
1. (BIG) If you were the kind of person who gave your loved ones a list of gifts you wanted, what ONE Hoya related present would you request?
2. (BIGGER) What's one plant gadget/technology that you've been day-dreaming about, but will probably never get around to buying?
3. (BIGGEST) If someone were to offer you a sweet salary, which job would YOU choose? (Plz ignore the simplistic names I gave them.) a. Hoya vendor (collection, horticulture)
b. Hoya exploration(new collections)
c. Hoya biologist (taxonomy, anatomy, ecology, etc.)
d. Hoya breeder (new cultivars, etc.)
e. Other _____.