Those who can't,
swim in water.
sink in water.
Those who want to walk on water buy a boat... no one can walk on water in the literal sense. ;-)
Hey... somebody has to 'go there'... who would you rather it be? ;-)
Prove to me that you're no fool, and walk across my swimming pool!
GREAT, now I have that STUPID tune in my head.
Prove to me that you're divine, and turn this water into wine!
And now that I opened my mouth to hubby, he's walking around singing "JESUS Christ... SU-per star..."
I hate you both.
I know-- I'm a jerk-- we stick to our strengths. :-)
nothing I need to add to that.
Behave, people, or you can go to your room and think about how you can better yourselves!
(What my siblings and I heard almost on a daily basis, when someone(s) was/ were starting something *LOL*)
But he started it!
Yep, substitute she for he and there ya go, a ride back in time!
hey, all I did was agree with the statement LOL!
He is neat. He is cool. Walks across my swimming pool...
Consequently, I don't care if it rains or freezes.
edited to remove double post - which made it neither doubly witty or clever.
This post was edited by duluthinbloomz4 on Wed, Feb 13, 13 at 23:41
OP does not mention ice fishing.
I would suggest that they are no longer those but it's! The thou has disappeared!
I only said ONE thing, HG... surely the ensuing squabble-for-fun cannot be blamed on me!
I think this one is Obama's fault.
Or is it Bush's?
I dunno.... but those two seem to be responsible for everything so it's got to be one or the other!
Ya know, I knew when I typed that last post that I'd hear from YQ.
Kinda like going for a walk in the woods and expecting a mosquito.
"I know-- I'm a jerk-- we stick to our strengths. :-)" Oh Bill and you say we never agree
Guys, it's Valentines Day...
Give each other a hug and make up for the day.
yes , well I know that Bill is sweet on me. he called me 'chick' and ' darlin'...and elvis tells me that these are terms of endearment.
Yeah, well he's an old "coot" and a "curmudgeon".
How can we fit those two words into a Valentine's poem?
There was an old coot from Maine
His politics were causing us pain
We talked to the curmudgeon
but he wasn't budgin'
He's going to drive us insane!
OK, it's not exactly Hallmark but...
Bravo, ham. I never thought you could do it--and you even captured him to a "T" !!!!
This post was edited by dublinbay on Fri, Feb 15, 13 at 2:35
No one's EVER written a poem for me! I'm touched! (just as my sweetie from down under)
No one's EVER written a poem for me!
And it's a special one too. I usually just stick with the roses are red thing, but this one just seemed to call out to me.
and you even captured him to a "T" !!!!
Hey, he gives me lots to work with...lol
I'm going to post that to my facebook page! LMAO