Rabbits have destroyed all reason for living
Last winter it was my beautiful $80 weeping hemlocks-- eaten. Last summer my entire yard seemed to to be circles of chicken wire hiding greenry trying to recover from the evil teeth. Now the little furry demons have eaten my rhododendrons. I can't bear to go on living. The only bright smudge in this rabbit hell is that before I go, I will spread spinach infected with deadly e-coli, so at least I will take a few of the terrorists with me.