An Ozark Morning
Had breakfast, took dogs for walk, noticed neighbors guinea out of enclosure...hurried dogs away before they had guinea for breakfast.
Texted neighbor, who suggested putting chickens and guineas up in the chicken house and leaving door to pen open for the errant young female who was on outside.
Guinea went in smoothly after excavating about 4 cubic foot of soil from door so that it would close to pen other fowl up.
All in the first hour of the morning, only in the Ozarks.