A funny thing happened on the way to the forum...
So, I've been painting my house. Been wearing an old pair of tennis shoes and today noticed some burning on top of my 2 smallest toes of one foot. Thought it was just rubbing the wrong way and the burning was off and on so I just said to myself that I would inspect when I was done for the day. So, I finished up, took my shoes and socks off, looked down at my foot, and didn't notice any blistering or inflammation.
Upon closer inspection, I rubbed my fingers in between said toes and out popped one single superhot seed with a tiny amount of placenta attached to it. Burns even more now that air is getting to it and I'm not focused on painting... Mother*****!!!
Hope this story brings a chuckle to some.