Who would do such a thing?!
Well this is shaping up to be a pretty dismal year.
After all the awful weather we've had so far, beet leaf miners, cutworms, aphids and more, I wake up this morning to find a entire tomato plant just ripped right out of the ground and tossed to the side. WHO DOES THAT!?
You didn't even have the courtesy of eating it! You just wandered by, looked at and thought to yourself "I feel like destroying that for no reason in particular!" And then proceeded to ruin my morning!
Just be warned, once I figure out what you are, I've got a 12ga and a whole box of shells left over from goose season. Just ask the fox who thought he'd have himself a nice chicken dinner on me. He thought he'd come back for seconds one night, didn't even see it coming. Or the rats who thought under my shed was cozy little cottage, 4 of them gone in squeeze of the trigger. You have been warned. I will find out what you are, I will find out where you are, and then, your earthly days are over.