Hello John.....I hate you!
Scorpion_John was kind enough to mail some lava to me. It was in the form of vacuum sealed douglahs. I say kind, but I really mean EVIL. I sampled a piece about the size of a dime. That's it, just a little dime. Well, that was about 10 minutes ago. I am salivating uncontrollably, my lips are on fire, and I'm pretty sure my tongue melted long ago. If you desire the "no bottom jaw " look, maybe he will send you some and you can melt your face off! Thank you John for enlightening me as to what real pain is!