Bhuts Are Not Toys
Holy... I'm not allowed to use that kind of language on here, but KRIKEY!
I was quartering one of my bhuts to take to a pepperhead friend of mine tonight. Wearing rubber gloves, being careful to only touch it with my fingertips, and used my teeth to pull off the gloves so I wouldn't get juice from my fingers on the wrist.
I was not careful enough. One tiny drop apparently got on the cuff of the glove. My lips felt like they were blistering, my tongue mercifully started to go numb from the pain. This wasn't a "Dammit, where's the milk?!?" kind of pain, this was an "Oh God, please don't let me die!" pain. The only thing that comes close that I can think of is to have a cold sore, rip the top off it, and dunk your lip into a glass of lemon juice.
All that from one tiny second hand smear. I will admit right now, I am not man enough to ever attempt to put one of those actually in my mouth after that.