We are not human !!
I had a guy at work come up to me and say " I hear you like hot stuff ! " I imagine many of you are giggling already. Anyhow he tells me about how he has a friend who grows "the hottest peppers ever... such and such and so and so .... Anyway, the next day he brings these so called "hottest peppers" in and they are nothing but mere Habaneros (which he thought were scotch bonnets, but I didn't bother correcting him). At any rate, upon being presented with said peppers, I pluck one out out of the bag and begin to nibble on it as if it were the sweetest apple ever grown in creation, he and his buddies were looking at me in disbelief expecting me to double over in pain at any moment i imagine !!! Mind you, it had a kick, but not enough to make me double over, or even comment out loud !! Needless to say, I have become a topic of conversation at work. I know many of you could have accomplished this feat as well, but to witness the astonishment of the mere mortals was amusing !!