List of things NOT to do in the garden/yard.
Lets see what kind of things you can share from "oops" just for the fun of it.
1.Do not expect the 50+ shovel handle to stay in one piece when digging up a OLD, big rooted plant. Do not ask how I know this. But glad my washer works.
2.Do not think a child will see the pond the same way you do. To them it is a great place to hide thier yard toys.
3.NEVER think you can get in to wash your hands fast enough after you pull that fuzzy vine on the house.( trip to dr for shots)