I have a free skunk who needs a good home. All you have to do is come and trap it and it's yours. Skunks are great for cleaning the bugs out of your garden. Their "wonderful" fragrance is well known across the country. And if you so choose you can farm skunks for their furs, they make excellent hats. Please come and take this skunk so your dog can smell like my neighbors!
Seriously: if you happen to have some ideas on removing a skunk that doesn't involve paying $200 to a trapper let me know!