hha

little_dani(9, S. Tex Coast)April 6, 2007

I think they are talking about me here. I bet they are talking about some of y'all too! LOL

THE HHA CREED

(Horticultural HelperÂs Anonymous)

1. I want it.

2. I want it all.

3. I want it all now.

4. If it will not grow in my zone or is prohibitively expensive; I want it most of all.

5. I am perfectly willing to forego any necessities of life, such as food for my children, in order to have it.

6. I recognize my horticultural dependency.

7. I recognize your horticultural dependency.

8. I will willingly aid and abet your dependency, as you will mine.

9. This makes us infinitely happy.

  1. Any money not spent by way of comparison-shopping equals "found" money and therefore is not counted as spending. Money saved by bargain hunting is to be immediately reinvested in another discounted item. That savings is then invested in another item on sale, and so forth. Thus compounding the "total savings!"

  2. More is more!

  3. Regardless of my previous desire for, planning for, or need of, any plant, if any others have it, I must have one, too.

  4. If I have planted most plants I have already purchased, I must immediately purchase additional plants.

  5. We believe in owning all plants, in sowing all seeds, and owning all books and catalogs.

  6. AT THIS POINT IT IS CUSTOMARY TO RECITE ONEÂS MAIN CREDIT CARD FROM MEMORY ONLY, PLEASE.

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natvtxn(z8BTX)

Sounds perfectly normal to me.

    Bookmark   April 6, 2007 at 11:44AM
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bossjim1

Guilty as charged!
Jim

    Bookmark   April 6, 2007 at 12:00PM
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grittymitts(7/8)

Always knew you were talented, but now I wanna' know just how long you've been reading my mind????

Suzi

    Bookmark   April 6, 2007 at 12:12PM
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melvalena

OHhhhhh My family might finally understand me!!

(they all think I'm nutz, but now they'll know just how nutz I am!)

/PSSST
You guys WILL come to my 'intervention' and defend me, right?

    Bookmark   April 6, 2007 at 12:21PM
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pjtexgirl(7b DFW)

You're scaring me!!!!! PJ

    Bookmark   April 6, 2007 at 1:01PM
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carrie751(z7/8 TX)

Souds normal to me, too, Kathy --- doesn't everyone think this way??? If not, they must be abnormal !!!!!

    Bookmark   April 6, 2007 at 2:02PM
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bev1951(z7Lubbock,Tx)

Yes, that fits me to a TTTT & I do know my cc# by heart. To much internet shopping !

    Bookmark   April 6, 2007 at 5:21PM
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beachplant(9b)

Well, it must be normal, we all fit the description.
Did you know if it's on sale it doesn't count either?
Tally HO!

    Bookmark   April 7, 2007 at 6:25PM
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justintx(7B-NorthFt.Worth)

li'l dani,
Was this supposed to be a joke? ; - )
J.D.

    Bookmark   April 7, 2007 at 10:03PM
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Texasorbust(8)

Intervention? Everyone here would bring ya' a plant to make you feel better.

=D

    Bookmark   April 7, 2007 at 11:25PM
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carrie751(z7/8 TX)

No joke, JD!!! You aren't laughing, are you????

    Bookmark   April 7, 2007 at 11:48PM
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justintx(7B-NorthFt.Worth)

I've always heard, "the best comedy is rooted in reality"!!! I've been busted ---- again.

    Bookmark   April 8, 2007 at 12:39AM
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jolanaweb

Well, I'm certainly not that way!
OMG, what is happening to my nose, oh geez
LOL

    Bookmark   April 8, 2007 at 8:49AM
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justintx(7B-NorthFt.Worth)

Hi, my name is J.D. and I'm a plant-o-holic.

    Bookmark   April 8, 2007 at 10:10AM
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bev1951(z7Lubbock,Tx)

If this is wrong, I don'n wanna be right.

    Bookmark   April 8, 2007 at 11:06AM
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carrie751(z7/8 TX)

It helps to be a little crazy along with being totally out of control. And thanks to Janie, now a lot of others know our obsessions.

    Bookmark   April 8, 2007 at 11:35AM
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justintx(7B-NorthFt.Worth)

Yup, I think Janie nailed it!!!

    Bookmark   April 8, 2007 at 1:52PM
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