Grins

grittymitts(7/8)July 17, 2006

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 90, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about Viagra?"

Pharmacist: "Of course."

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's

disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob says to the pharmacist...

"We'd like to use this store as our "Bridal Registry."

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jolanaweb

Hehehehe, that's a good one

    Bookmark   July 18, 2006 at 12:12AM
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pjtexgirl(7b DFW)

How funny! PJ

    Bookmark   July 18, 2006 at 8:41AM
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stitches216(8/9 Hou-Galv)

Heyyyy...thanks, that gives me an idea to pass to family about anniversary gifts! (if I can remember to tell them)
[PRAYING DW never reads this!]

    Bookmark   July 18, 2006 at 3:39PM
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