Sorry ladies, I found something you'll never be good at

zitro_joe(8)August 9, 2006

Now that I have your attention...

In the past the topic of Martial Arts/Self defense has come up. I study kickboxing and Jiu Jitsu, but I am inclined to leave it all behind and study this form.

PJ has been an avid contributor to these dialogues. However, PJ, sorry ma'am but you just cant "hang" when it comes to this form of MA. You just dont have want it takes to master it.

***Every pun is intended****

Here is a link that might be useful: what you're waiting for

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zitro_joe(8)

test - some strange things are going on with my computer and GW

    Bookmark   August 9, 2006 at 12:34AM
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pjtexgirl(7b DFW)

Wow, dude that like soooo freakish. The thought of even spending any,um,time with these dudes frightens me! I don't know what's up with your 'puter tho. Maybe the link made them frightened too! LOL! PJ

    Bookmark   August 9, 2006 at 1:07AM
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natvtxn(z8BTX)

whoa!

    Bookmark   August 9, 2006 at 9:04AM
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ltcollins1949(9a TX)

OMG! I'm sending that out to some of my friends that might enjoy it. HA!

    Bookmark   August 9, 2006 at 9:12AM
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sally2_gw

Some things you just don't want to be good at!

Sally

    Bookmark   August 9, 2006 at 9:13AM
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Jacquelyn8b(8b)

Gadzooks!!!
Wonder what made someone try that to begin with?

    Bookmark   August 9, 2006 at 10:45AM
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Bev__(z7/8 TX)

Joe....that's wild!
I'm surprised their penis doesn't drag on the ground.
Shows how far men will go to be the biggest!!!!
When will they learn it's quality not quantity that really counts?
Is that really a form of martial arts? Isn't martial arts a form of defense?

    Bookmark   August 9, 2006 at 12:42PM
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zitro_joe(8)

When the man lifts the 150kg (just under 331lbs btw), the expression on the host face is priceless.

Joe

    Bookmark   August 9, 2006 at 1:09PM
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carolann_z8(8)

Yes, the tasks of Mr. Long Dong is very impressive but the day he can shove an object the size of a watermelon out of an opening the size of a lemon then that's when I'll be impressed. lol

    Bookmark   August 9, 2006 at 2:15PM
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terryisthinking

What kind of clamp must they be using to not slip off with all that weight. I mean, a tube top has more to hold onto and it will still slip.

I'm not sure I believe this.

    Bookmark   August 9, 2006 at 2:21PM
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MrsBox77(z9C N Hou)

How much are tickets to Japan again?????

    Bookmark   August 9, 2006 at 2:37PM
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carolann_z8(8)

LOL mrsbox

You naughty girl!

    Bookmark   August 9, 2006 at 3:44PM
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beachplant(9b)

Our resident is ready to sign up for classes.
In urology we had a clamp we used after injecting lidocaine gel into the urethra, maybe they use the same type of clamp? Looks a lot like the one on your barrette.
Joe, if you put on a demonstration in the garden we'll all come watch. We promise not to die laughing!
Tally HO!

    Bookmark   August 9, 2006 at 4:02PM
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pjtexgirl(7b DFW)

Actually, I'm with Carolann! Those guys just have womb envy! LOL! Tsk tsk Mrs box is naughty!Three hundred pounds! What were they planning on "entertaining" a Cow Elephant? WHY????
Bev, I was wondering that too. I'll just bet it was the defence they came up with to defend against the time old move when you kick a guy in his privates! PJ

    Bookmark   August 9, 2006 at 4:03PM
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jolanaweb

Hehehehe, that is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen

Mrs Box, you are a HOOT! LOL

    Bookmark   August 9, 2006 at 10:40PM
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dmj1218(9a West Houston)

I thought I had seen it all...I stand corrected.

Debbie

    Bookmark   August 9, 2006 at 10:41PM
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mikeandbarb(z8 D/FW)

I don't think I'd want that thing near me LOL
Hey they aren't showing anything so how do we know for sure it's done with their thingy and besides they are moving their hips and that would make the weight sway.
Why didn't they make the weight go up and down that would prove more than the swaying Right? After all that's what I thought they were going to do GEEEE
I'm with CarolAnn, when we women push a bowling ball out of a plum size hole now that something to brag about but every mother has done it forever so it's not impressive anymore, but don't tell that to a NEW MOMMY.

    Bookmark   August 10, 2006 at 7:07AM
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zitro_joe(8)

My skepticism also runs high, it's is just the premises of the video that makes me laugh. It is humorous just to slightly buy into this idea. I

    Bookmark   August 10, 2006 at 12:07PM
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MrsBox77(z9C N Hou)

Me?? Naughty?? I just want to travel...see the world.....;) If I happen to fall upon, er... stumble across an Iron Penis, so much the better.... wink wink

    Bookmark   August 11, 2006 at 4:28PM
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pjtexgirl(7b DFW)

My virgin ears have been scorched Mrs Box! LOL!PJ

    Bookmark   August 12, 2006 at 7:02PM
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carolann_z8(8)

mrsbox, I'm shocked. That's something Jolana would say. lol

    Bookmark   August 12, 2006 at 11:25PM
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