The true purpose of Halloween
Every year about this time, a lotta people wonder why Halloween is so popular. I once was one of those people.
Never understood why people put up more elaborate spooky decorations and lawn treatments than they do for Christmas.
Don't wonder...just enjoy the treasure that's been prepared for you. For anyone not fully taking advantage of the riches, please prepare for the harvest awaiting.
After Halloween, worms' favorite food winds up laying around in yards....rotting, and a nuisance to all those candy-bloated Christmas shoppers.
Pumpkins will be your best friend. Do your neighors a favor...they'll thank you for it.
Five years ago I gave my neighbors a little note explaining my lust for pumpkins. Then, and every year since....without notes, they give me a call.