I can't help you
With what to do..
As I have never been able to grown this plant in soil
Mounted it multiplies and thrives like a weed here

Your Bert's lost his leaves,
And you're feelin' blue?
Don't fret dear Gonz,
I'll tell you what to do.

Remove it from the ground,
And grow it like a Till -
Your Bert should recover,
He's an epiphyte, you dill!

K :)

I'm with Kez, do what she sez,
then onya Gonzer, 'twill be bonza!

Not only is it an epiphyte
whose roots resent the wet,

But up in the trees
its more sunlight that it gets,

and happier our Bert will be
as very soon you shall see

This thread is so funny
Its all about Bert
He costs lots of money
I had to give up my shirt!

You've all been so helpful
I think I'll set Bert free
No more soil around his tootsies
I'm gonna stick his a$$ in a tree

Bloody hell ,we're all flaming poets here , i allways said this forum never ceases to surprise me , growing advice by poetry ,wow , where else can you get that ? Brom growers are amazingly versatile .
Jack

Are Bert's really expensive? They are ultra-common around these parts, although Bert's parents are a bit harder to come by.

Yep, I gather it hates wet roots that rot shoots.
It's all I got.

It is all said about Bert
And I just want to have my verse
- About what, then

I donÂt even have Bert @ my place
Instead, fosteriana is there
- The father

He is totally green and tender
Hey, here, it is end of the winter
- Spring is coming

May be not colorful and trendy
Its form is what I greatly fancy
- Not the inflo

He thinks he is now in full power
But this is just a small, shy flower
- Nice orange though

{{gwi:453383}}

Owe no greenhouse or that sort of thing
But do have laminate flooring
- means no spraying

Despite all the pieces of advice from all of ya
I will keep cultivating my fosteriana
- in a pot!

Sheila :-)

You guys are really talented and funny too!