Lots of luck to you - it isn't Opuntia if it doesn't hurt. I think there are a few but I don't know what they're called, other than cattle fodder.

Marten,

What do you mean by the 'glochids with hairs'? Do you mean spines and glochids? Most Opuntias, as you know, have both spines and glochids, some have just glochids, but I'm not aware of any with glochids and hairs, and there are those few with allegedly neither spines nor glochids.

Then again, I don't know Opuntias well enough.

I looked up the definition of glochid to make sure I even know what I am saying. I thought a glochid was the dots on a cactus that make the hairs and now I know the hairs are glochids. So I guess I would have to change the question. Does this cactus produce glochids?
I have an Opuntia ficus indica without spines or glochids and that is sold as people food. I also have Ellisiana that is produced originally as people food and are used in texas as cattle fodder. Personaly I think both taste just fine and I will continue to eat them as long as I can get them to grow. I am looking for more to grow like these.

I don't know what additional species there are, but thank you for the clarification.

I know Florida has some roadside attractions, but Opuntias with hairs (especially an Elvis pompadour) would cause me no end of longing.

Garden Web - ask for it and you get it. That's what I call service. And thank you for the Elvis'd cactus. I'm thinking of getting that image emblazoned upon black velvet - am I ahead of my time?

It would be so much more authentic.

Viva Las Cactuses

Are you looking for any kind of spine-/glochidless Opuntia, or just Opuntia humifusa?

I am looking for ones that can be handled like regular produce without gloves or special treament before handling, and will grow here in my area through cold snaps. They also need to be good landscape plants. There is no real information available on this inermis variety and that would be kind of nice since it would be a native species to my region. I already have indica and Ellisiana.
Here is a link to the place that has the ones I was looking at. They say it occasionaly has glochids but I would like to know from a real person if this is true or just someone trying to sell somthing.

Here is a link that might be useful: spineless humifusa

I think I am going to just buy it and see what happens. I don't think many people are familiar with inermis.
Here is a picture of my glochidless spineless Ellisiana.