Well that title may wake things up around here!

Here's the deal - I have two Fuzzy Kiwi females that after 4 years are finally ready to bloom this spring. The male I bought when I bought them died the first year (drought). I replaced him and then we had another drought and lost him, or so I thought. I replaced him and then he re-sprouted, but both of these replacements were tiny starts which will take a few more years before they bloom. I see that people enter fuzzy's at the fair so someone around here has got to have a male fuzzy. All I want is some pollen. I'll even wear the bumblebee costume and buzz around.

Hirsute New Zealanders need not apply!