So... will Clivia seed sprout under such low tech conditions ? If I were to order seed, what would it look like when it arrives ? What do I do to start it ? Any and all words of wisdom are greatly appreciated.

Four months ago, I didn't know a Clivia from a big leek. and since then I have bought some blooming-size plants. I haven't the patience to start these plants from seed, which can take at least 3-5 years for the first flowering cycle. You'll have a long wait.
This being said, there are some wonderful hybrids and even more seed out there waiting to be purchased. Clivia seed is no more difficult to germinate than most other seeds. A good sterile mix, some warm temps. and you're off on a new growing experience.
If it were me, I'd just buy a small division of a plant and grow it until it blooms. Good Clivia seed from superior genetic crosses, is not cheap, and near-blooming size plants might be cheaper than some seeds...and that's the price of an individual seed. Try CliviaUSA for seeds and small plants. Check out this site!
You're best bet is to do a quick search for Clivia miniata seed/germination methods, and you'll find plenty written about this subject.
If you grow this plant correctly, you'll have plants that will outlast you and I, and bloom for decades to come. I recently saw a clump of plants growing in a local nursery that was at least 80 years old, and still going/growing strong....a plant "friend" for life. What could be better?
Hope this might help, and good luck with the seed thing. Try it. What do you have to lose?

Frank

Clivia seeds are some of the toughest seeds that there are honestly. Check the link for complete directions on how to start them.

Any further questions just shoot us an email we will be happy to help. Biggest thing to do is use a light fungicide during your watering and you will be fine.