Okay Tony... is Marybeth out of town or something ?
Do you want me to come over with a cold wet washcloth for your forehead and a bowl of soup ?
Ill play Florence Nightingale

:)

Having had trouble with my weight ever since I had my " hysterical rectomy " a few years back , I can understand
how nice it would be just to eat for subsistence.... not for food cravings.

I think that is why some women , in order to lose weight , they start skipping meals........

And it is terrible to finish a nice nutritious meal , only to want to put something sweet in your mouth afterwards. EVEN IF YOUR FULL :(

Gotta go now...must start my metamucil and vitamin diet.

LOL D`Ann

Morning Florence Nightingale

She WILL be out of town in about 2 weeks. Perhaps I am looking for meal alternatives? Naw..... I do alot of the cooking anyways, so its not that.

I just need or want(ed) a break from searching out partially hydrogenated, or MSG which gives ME a headache etc etc.

There should be laws against food being sold that have harmful ingredients. The law would assure we can eat things off the shelf so to speak that wont clog your pipes, rot your guts etc etc.

I see laws being enacted now in Los Angeles where the restaurants are now (or will be ) prohibited from using transfats.... maybe because of the news of this law, NOT MB being out of town that caused my search for People Chow again.

I thought the youtube vids this fella posted were funny. I kinda expected him to perhaps be wearing a costume on the last vid. I was truly hoping he was on to something.

Come on over anytime leave the monkey chow behind though.

cya
tony

That was so funny! He had me laughing about how his poop smelled like Monkey Food!
You know Racheal Ray is putting out a dog treat that she cooks her self. Wonder if that would be any better? LOL
Tony, you better be good while MB is gone or we'll tell her!

Wanda,

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!

That guy was PERFECT, his looks and voice....

Did you see at the very end I guess it is, the monkey chow guy had an eBAY ad to sell off the remaining stuff.

I STILL AM looking for some type of people chow, I know its out there somewhere.

tony

Thanks Tony!
I was laughing at every bit of this and enjoyed the videos.
Then the same day my brother (also 'Tony') sent me this story:

Yesterday I was at Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, "Sheriff the Wonder Dog." I was in the checkout line when woman behind me asked if I had a dog. What did she think I had, an elephant? So, since I'm retired and have little to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)

Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care because the dog food poisoned me. I told her, "No, I stepped off a curb to sniff an Irish Setter's butt and a car hit us both."

I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Wal-Mart won't let me shop there anymore.

Kate (still laughing)

ummmmmmmmmmmm I hear tomatoes are quite healthy! ; )

I am literally LMAO!!! Between the Monkey Chow diaries and the Wal-Mart post, my sides hurt.

BTW, you people are sick. ;-)