Sorry, I don't know who to give credit to, I found this on the web.

Kat

Crazy Gardener's Creed

I want it. I want it all. I want it now. If it will not grow in my zone or is prohibitively expensive, I want it most of all. I am perfectly willing to forego any necessities of life such as food for my family in order to have it. I recognize my horticultural dependency. I recognize your horticultural dependency. I will willingly aid and abet your dependency, as you will mine. This makes us infinitely happy. All money saved by virtue of comparison shopping equals found money and therefore it is not counted as spending. If everyone else has it, I must have it too. If its new, I must have it. If I have planted everything that I have already purchased, I must immediately buy more plants. Remember, you are not alone!