Gonna have to name it

"Veritable Cornucopia"

How about "Identity Crisis", or "Split Personality", maybe just "Sybil" :)

Wow, that is one confused hosta! Doesn't know what it wants to be when it grows up.
Love "Abbey Normal", you crack me up! Young Frankenstein is one of my favorite movies :)

Wendy

I can just imagine you showing this to a hosta novice and trying to explain, "Well, this is what Stripteas is supposed to look like, but this part looks like the parent, Gold Standard, and this part . . . ". Great plant! N

Sybil would be appropriate.

Sybil of the multiple personalities....simultaneously.
Most confused hosta I ever saw. And gorgeous too.