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I can hear the crickets!

Posted by tobr24u z6 RI (My Page) on
Fri, May 25, 12 at 6:48

So you guys must have gone silent in anticipation of my next ditty due next week. Hope you can wait...

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RE: I can hear the crickets!

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced each another,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A blind man came to see fair play,
A dumb man came to shout "hooray!"
A galloping horse came walking by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Kicked him over a stone-brick wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
and came to arrest the two dead boys,
If you don't believe this story�s true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!

RE: I can hear the crickets!

Now that is Mensa material!

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