Do any of you dream about your plants? I was just curious because I have insane plant related dreams pretty regularly and last night's was a knockout.
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I dreamt that I found mealybugs on one of my plants, except instead of grabbing an alcohol swab, I reached to pick up the bug and when I had it in my hand, I realized that it wasn't a mealybug, it was a "mealyshepherd." He was a little guy about the size of my hand, half man, half mealybug, and strangely, he didn't look too creepy. Kind of fuzzy. And I think he was wearing pants!
He had real mealybugs kind of climbing around on him, like pets, and here I had a dilemma, because I had to get rid of the mealybugs, but I didn't feel comfortable poisoning a humanoid creature. I was going to just kind of shake him off my hand onto a tree hanging over the balcony, but I wasn't sure whether he'd call all the indoor mealybugs out to him, or lead his flock of mealybugs back inside once my back was turned.
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Needless to say, I woke up and needed to shower all my plants with neem before I could go to work.
So, anyone else here have crazy plant nightmares or am I certifiable?
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