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Gardeners: I need a joke related to gardening...

18 years ago

Happy Easter and Happy Passover. This will be my last spring in the Midwest, I'm moving to Hercules, California.

I'm a part-time standup comedienne, and I'm doing one last comedy act in Royal Oak, Michigan, on the night of April 26th, Secretary's Day (or Administrative Professionals Day, or whatever they call it now). I don't have a good joke about gardening. If you send me a short, funny gardening joke (for free of course), I may use it in my act that night.

If you're in the Detroit area, come see me perform at The Comedy Castle, Royal Oak, Michigan, on April 26th. It's open mike night - $2 admission. Such a deal!

Marlene in Michigan

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username_5
18 years ago
http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rls=GGGL,GGGL:2005-09,GGGL:en&q=gardening+joke

I generally don't go see comics who solicit jokes on the internet.
kec01
18 years ago
Royal Oak - my home town. Good luck with the show...and with your move - sorry I can't help with a specific joke. Is any of your garden moving with you?
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daddylonglegs
18 years ago
Marlene,

I have one that's close enough to gardening:

What's Irish and sits outside all year?
Patti O'Furniture
twowomenandahoe
16 years ago
We think you can get a good laugh from the name of our gardening business, Two Women and a Hoe! We get many different reactions and the name is truly unforgetable! We have shared many laughs with clients and friends! Good luck in April at the Comedy Castle. Maybe you will see Two Women and a Hoe in the audience. Visit our website at twowomenandahoe.com or myspace.com/twowomenandahoe. Be sure to meet Garden Hoe. and Green Hoe. One more thing, we have refined 'Hoe'. We bet you did not know it is good to be a hoe! Check out our site!

Here is a link that might be useful: Two Women and a Hoe

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