Top 25 reasons why gardening is better than sex:

#25 -

Gardeners are not embarrassed explaining the birds & the bees to their kids.

#24 -

If your regular gardening partner isn't available, he/she won't object if you garden with someone else.

#23 -

It's absolutely acceptable to garden before you're married.

#22 -

The Ten Commandments don't say anything against gardening.

#21 -

You don't have to shower & shave (or put on your make-up) before gardening.

#20 -

You'll always be able to garden, no matter how old you are.

#19 -

You'll never hear anyone say: "Is gardening all you ever think about?"

#18 -

You don't have to hide your Gardening magazines.

#17 -

Telling gardening jokes & inviting co-workers to garden with you is not considered workplace harassment.

#16 -

Email with gardening content is not considered offensive material.

#15 -

When you become famous, you don't have to worry about pictures and videotapes of you gardening being shown on the Internet.

#14 -

Your gardening partner doesn't get upset about people you gardened with a long time ago.

#13 -

It's perfectly respectable to enjoy gardening with a total stranger.

#12 -

When you see a really good gardener, you don't have to feel guilty about imagining the two of you gardening together.

#11 -

Every time you garden, you hope to produce fruit.

#10 -

Nobody will ever tell you that you will go blind if you garden by yourself.

#9 -

When dealing with a gardening pro, you never have to wonder if they're really an undercover cop.

#8 -

You don't have to go to a sleazy shop in a seedy neighborhood to buy gardening stuff.

#7 -

You can have a gardening related calendar on your wall at the office.

#6 -

There are no gardening-transmitted diseases.

#5 -

No one objects if you watch the gardening channel on television.

#4 -

Nobody expects you to garden with the same person your whole life.

#3 -

Nobody expects you to give up gardening if your partner loses interest.

#2 -

You don't have to be a newlywed to plan a vacation primarily to enjoy your favorite activity.

#1 -

Your partner will never say,

"Not again? We just gardened last week! "