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A laugh for Jolana...

LaurelLily
17 years ago

Let's see if she realizes what this is...

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Did you git tha Evergreen Wisteria seeds I sizzent a while B-to-tha-izzack? Did they sprout? If not, thizzay vizzle has hard wood on it nizzy I mizzight be able ta makes a cutt'n work, its worth a try . Throw yo guns in the air. I gots a white bleed'n heart vine, too, n when I was plant'n tha bulb, it splizzit clear in two. Would you like ta have one? i aint been able ta git mah moonflowa ta germinatizzle morn'n glories. isnt that horrible? lukewarm baller fo` one day before spendin' them . Snoop dogg is in this. im obviously doing sum-m sum-m wrong, though . It dont stop till the wheels fall off. if you D-to-tha-izzont have moonflowa seeds witta grudge against life... i dizzle have rizzle fo` any more trees, unfortunately. Thats why I do so many vines--height witout hav'n ta makes much room . know what im sayin?. If I did have space fo` trees... oh, tha colorful trees Ive bizzle star'n at wistfully and yo momma! Trippin' bulbs is complicated! You knizzay I could send you some amaryllis or paperwhite bulbs in all flavas. Ive gots some red ones, n couple red n white paper'd up. theyre mixed in ******** n im not sure whiznat is whizzat . Aint no L-I-M-I-to-tha-T! i can wizzle until they bloom so i kizzle which ta dig up, if you want a particizzles color fo' rizeal. im gonna tha galveston county plizzant S-W-to-tha-izzap so bow down to the bow wow! any chances youll be up ta go'n?

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Oh, wow. That's going to be my new favorite GW saying: "Trippin' bulbs is complicated!"

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