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Posted by little_dani 9, S. Tex Coast (My Page) on
Fri, Apr 6, 07 at 11:42

I think they are talking about me here. I bet they are talking about some of y'all too! LOL

THE HHA CREED
(Horticultural Helpers Anonymous)
1. I want it.

2. I want it all.

3. I want it all now.

4. If it will not grow in my zone or is prohibitively expensive; I want it most of all.

5. I am perfectly willing to forego any necessities of life, such as food for my children, in order to have it.

6. I recognize my horticultural dependency.

7. I recognize your horticultural dependency.

8. I will willingly aid and abet your dependency, as you will mine.

9. This makes us infinitely happy.

10. Any money not spent by way of comparison-shopping equals "found" money and therefore is not counted as spending. Money saved by bargain hunting is to be immediately reinvested in another discounted item. That savings is then invested in another item on sale, and so forth. Thus compounding the "total savings!"
11. More is more!

12. Regardless of my previous desire for, planning for, or need of, any plant, if any others have it, I must have one, too.

13. If I have planted most plants I have already purchased, I must immediately purchase additional plants.

14. We believe in owning all plants, in sowing all seeds, and owning all books and catalogs.

15. AT THIS POINT IT IS CUSTOMARY TO RECITE ONES MAIN CREDIT CARD FROM MEMORY ONLY, PLEASE.


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Sounds perfectly normal to me.


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Guilty as charged!
Jim


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Always knew you were talented, but now I wanna' know just how long you've been reading my mind????

Suzi


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OHhhhhh My family might finally understand me!!

(they all think I'm nutz, but now they'll know just how nutz I am!)

/PSSST
You guys WILL come to my 'intervention' and defend me, right?


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You're scaring me!!!!! PJ


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Souds normal to me, too, Kathy --- doesn't everyone think this way??? If not, they must be abnormal !!!!!


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Yes, that fits me to a TTTT & I do know my cc# by heart. To much internet shopping !


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Well, it must be normal, we all fit the description.
Did you know if it's on sale it doesn't count either?
Tally HO!


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li'l dani,
Was this supposed to be a joke? ; - )
J.D.


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Intervention? Everyone here would bring ya' a plant to make you feel better.

=D


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No joke, JD!!! You aren't laughing, are you????


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I've always heard, "the best comedy is rooted in reality"!!! I've been busted ---- again.


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Well, I'm certainly not that way!
OMG, what is happening to my nose, oh geez
LOL


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Hi, my name is J.D. and I'm a plant-o-holic.


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If this is wrong, I don'n wanna be right.


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It helps to be a little crazy along with being totally out of control. And thanks to Janie, now a lot of others know our obsessions.


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Yup, I think Janie nailed it!!!


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