I'm starting to forgive him, but this is day 8 and I rarely stay mad at my husband for over 48 hours so that puts it in perspective.
Over the last few years we have lost several trees in the area surrounding our house, and a few of these were larger trees and close enough that they would definitely cause damage if they fell toward the house or garage. I had marked the threatening ones with paint and we discussed how to take them out. My husband has always been very understanding of my nature-first attitude and goes along with it for the most part. He agreed that we could just top out the bigger dead trees with our chain saw and leave a large section standing so that the birds and other creatures could still benefit from the snag, and I would use the larger sections as decorative border around the beds and yard and haul the smaller top branches to the brush piles for more cover. It all made sense and I thought we were square on things. I was gone for most of the day Saturday, before I left we discussed it again briefly...remember, I told him, leave me a good stump. When I pulled into the drive that evening I took one look at what had become of the yard and instantaneously turned into my father, who has an uncontrollable temper and is famous for throwing large dangerous objects when he gets into one of his frenzies. I have gotten to this point of rage less than 5 times in the last twenty years because usually I realize that I am behaving like my dad and slap myself out of it.
But I couldn't help myself. I even began throwing things and My yard is now a series of gaping holes, twisted roots, living trees stripped of bark from top to bottom and ruts where large logs and TRACTOR TIRES heaved and strained to move. Yes, tractor tires. Instead of using the chain saw, he decided to just go at it with the tractor and bucket and shove the trees out. And no garden tractor, but a full-sized, dual-equipped tractor from the farm, the one I will be driving in a week or two when we start farming.
If he had come home with a hooker on each arm I wouldn't have been any angrier. ANd the kicker? The trees that were closest to the house and garage, the ones that were potentially a threat to property? They are still right there, untouched because there were healthy trees too close to them and he couldn't get close enough to work on them. I wondered why he didn't just take those good trees out too, since many of them are now skinned up and likely to die of disease anyway thanks to his efforts. After I quit screaming and pounding things and sending odd bits winging through the air, I asked him what the hell he did this for...he said it was his yard too and that he wasn't going to have a bunch of ugly old snags standing around for everybody to look at. I remember thinking, who is this man and how did he get into my house?? Then it dawned on me. He's still his momma's boy. After all these years of "untraining" him from her brainwashing BS about needing the perfect green grassy yard, after years of sevin dust and malathion, and stomping every bug and killing snakes and "vermin" , I still haven't gotten the job done. A dead tree is still just an ugly old dead tree if it's in the "yard" and come on, we have an image to uphold with the neighbors. A naturalized living space is still an ugly living space. I have lost.
Now every time I am in the yard and see it anew I feel another rising urge to throw something. The ferns and mosses are all torn up, the healthy trees are scarred and have branches hanging, and when the first spring storm rips through here we will probably STILL have a new skylight with a bit of oak garnish poking through.
The only good thing I can think of is that now the lizards will have a new runway among all those trunks pushed to one side. And maybe the ruts will hold enough water for some amphibians to lounge in. I am sure the mosquitoes at least will appreciate his kind gestures.
Ah, times heals all wounds.
ericwi
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