as defined by Kathern Phillips may be the most common gardener. As long as everthing out there is neat and doesn't take up much time he is happy. If he can afford it there is always hired help.

Almost everyone is forced to some sort of greenery surrounding the property. Rare is the brave individual that admits his disinterest and paves over everything,then he may have to build a wall to screen out the disapproval of the neighbors.

I think he is the real culprit in the suburban turf laws...